You got really lucky in your case and got the worst judge in the world. This judge doesn't care about your circumstances, the constitution, the law, or the court rules. You're under house arrest with a GPS tether, required to blow 15 times a day into a gizmo that costs a fortune, and you have to go to JAMS every other day for a drug test.
What can you do?
YOU MUST FOLLOW THE JUDGE'S ORDERS, no matter how ridiculous, but you have the right to appeal the judge's decision under MCR 6.106(H)(1), which states that "A party seeking review of a release decision may file a motion in the court having appellate jurisdiction over the court that made the release decision. There is no fee for filing the motion. The reviewing court may not stay, vacate, modify, or reverse the release decision except on finding an abuse of discretion."
We entrust judges with very important roles in our society. A judge's decision can send people to jail, causing that person to lose a job, a home, and maybe a marriage. We naturally expect them to respect the parties to a case and to follow the law. The vast majority of judges take this awesome responsibility very seriously, as you might expect. But a lot of people are hostile to the idea of bond conditions. The judge's conditions may, or may not, be unreasonable from a neutral viewpoint. A judge's bond conditions are subject to a higher court's review to provide that neutral viewpoint, and the review of a bond decision provides an expedited, simplified appeal process.
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